Paws and prepare yourselves, everyone. Don’t let the title of this listicle fool you. Although the following listicle is indeed full of pictures of itty bitty kitties, they are not nearly as innocent as they may seem. In fact, the kitties you will be seeing here are criminals. They are masterminds of the highest degree. They have powers which all of all us can sense, yet none of us can really comprehend. These powers make us… do things without any control. They make us aww, they make our hearts flip and our bellies fill with butterflies, they make us feel an unbearable urge to adopt a kitten.
Worst of all, these powers force us to celebrate these tiny criminals by putting together a listicle like this one every single week. Single-mindedly, unthinkingly, we scour the internet in search of these criminals to showcase them to you. And you – don’t think you’re immune to their power. You’re here, and that means that they have got a hold on you too.