The Earth’s most popular sports tournament, Football World Cup is here and so are the jokes and memes. This time it will be played in Qatar from November 20 to December 18 in 2022. If you are someone who looks at things on a lighter note then this FIFA tournament is for you.
Each day after 2 December 2010, the largest football competition has come under scrutiny and criticism. It started with serious allegations of bribery made against FIFA which were later proved with the arrests of many senior FIFA officials in Zurich, Switzerland. Then there were difficulties and interpretations of human rights, particularly workplace conditions and the rights of LGBT fans because homosexuality is prohibited in Qatar.
The playing conditions in Qatar are equally unfavorable. The Middle East is one of the world’s most humid areas, and footballers will struggle to cope with the heat. As a result, the tournament dates have been shifted from June – July to November – December, affecting leagues throughout the qualified nations.
Moreover, there is zero tolerance for public drinking, and being drunk in public is a crime. Only over 21-year-olds can purchase alcohol from licensed hotel restaurants and bars. Clearly, this World Cup will be a butt of jokes.
Funny Qatar World Cup Jokes
How did France win the last world Cup?
They had the ‘anti-itch’ cream in finals.
What is all this talk of the Christmas Day World Cup final in Qatar?
It seems like they have managed to bribe Santa as well.
Have you heard about Iran national football team?
What do you call a group of teams from Iran, The US, and England?
A peace treaty.
The England team visited an orphanage in Qatar just before the World Cup.
“It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,” said Hassan, age 6.
How did Canada qualify for the World Cup?
Their parents couldn’t afford hockey equipment growing up.
Why will the 2022 world cup in Qatar be so cold?
No Chile in it.
Why is the Football World Cup final similar to cows in an airplane?
The steaks have never been higher.
Did you hear that organizers in Qatar proposing tents in desert for football fans visiting the country?
They didn’t learn anything from Harry Potter camping at a World Cup.
Do you know why non of the Asian teams can win the Qatar World Cup?
Every time a player gets a corner, he builds a shop.
What can you say about the Poland squad for the World Cup?
One of them is surely going to be your WiFi password.
Why Lionel isn’t popular with his teammates?
He tends to leave the locker room a little Messi.
What do you call a Scotsman holding the World Cup?
What happens when Uruguay gets eliminated from the world cup?
Luis Suarez will offer to take the other team out for a bite.
What do you call an Englishman holding a bottle of champagne after a World Cup?
At the World Cup final, a man takes his seat. He glances around and discovers a vacant seat between himself and the next guy.
“Who would ever miss the World Cup final?” says the man.
“Well, that was my wife’s seat,” the man responds. “We attended the last five World Cup finals together, but regrettably, she died.”
“That’s horrible,” the man responds, “but couldn’t you get another close family member to come with you?”
The guy says, “No. They’re all at the funeral.”
Why are people blaming FIFA for awarding Qatar the 2022 World Cup due to extreme heat?
You shouldn’t be worried about it because of the fans.
How come the aftermath of the World Cup in Qatar will be a bad thing?
When it’s over, they’ll have some great stadiums to behead women in.
Why should you appreciate the hard work and enthusiasm of the workers getting Qatar ready for the World Cup?
They’re dying to get the job done.
So Qatar 2022 is going to be held in November and December.
Or for England, November.
Brazil just finished playing Serbia in the World Cup, a little fan runs up to Neymar after the match waving a piece of paper to get an autograph.
Neymar says, “Sure, do you have a pen?”
The kid replies, “I’ll get one,” and throws himself on the ground and starts rolling around, holding his knee and crying.
Neymar says, “You said you were getting a pen.”
“Well, it works for you,” replied the kid.
What do you think about the chances of Saudi Arabia in the upcoming World Cup?
It seems they will surely beheading out of the World Cup.
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An alcoholic US Soccer fan wakes up in Qatar prison.
He asks the first police officer he sees, “Why am I here?”
“For drinking,” replies the officer.
“Great,” says the fan, “When do we start?”
What do you call 23 men watching the World Cup 2022?
The Italian National Team.
What problems gay fans could face in Qatar World Cup?
“I would say they should refrain from any sexual activities.” – Sepp Blatter
“Whenever a World Cup game is on, let’s eat something related to that team for dinner that night,” one friend suggested to another.
Did you hear that Messi and Ronaldo will finally meet each other during the Qatar World Cup?
At Doha International Airport, as they return to their respective home countries.
Two friends decide that they are gonna have the dish as per the World Cup schedule.
Mexico was on, they had burritos.
Japan was on, they had sushi.
USA was on, they had burgers.
Spain was on, they had Paella.
Next is England, so they’re going out.
What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup?
Turn off the Playstation.
What do you call an English man at a world cup final?
Which country has scored the most world cup goals?
What philosopher won Greece the world cup?
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During the 2022 World Cup in Qatar, a Frenchman, an Argentine, and a Brazilian were all seen drinking in public.
But because that is illegal in the country, they were apprehended and taken to court.
The judge stated that because the country was rejoicing, they would accept only 20 lashes, with the ability to make a wish to avoid the sentence.
The judge said to the Frenchman, “Ah, France, your country is so rude and narcissistic, and I despise you, but as promised, you will be entitled to a desire, what do you want?”
He replied, “I’d like to have a pillow tied behind my back. “
Done. They bound the pillow, and after eight lashes, it gave way.
The judge then mentioned the Argentine. “Argentina is a nasty country, but a promise is a promise, so what do you want?”
“I want two pillows tied behind my back,” he said.
The pillows were tied, and after 13 lashes, they gave way.
Finally, the court turned to the Brazilian “Oh, Brazil, what a magnificent country with samba, football, and gorgeous women. You will be granted two wishes. Tell me?”
“I want 200 lashes,” he said.
“Brave, and what’s the second?” the shocked judge asked.
“Tie the Argentine behind my back,” the Brazillian responded.
Why are some rooting for Switzerland and Denmark in the World Cup?
They don’t know much about the team, but their flag is a big plus.
What is a World Cup without Italy?
Pizza without cheese.
Why do some people not watch World Cup?
If they wanted to see grown men struggle to score for 90 minutes they’d go to a bar.
Who did the Saudis beat in order to qualify for the World Cup?
How is making love with your wife similar to the England World Cup squad?
Neither of you knows why you’re there or what you’re doing, there’s little passion or communication and you rarely even make it past the first stage. It’s often accompanied by lots of unnecessary noise, horrible dribbling, and never a clean sheet. It’s always over far too quickly and when it does end, you know it’ll be at least another 4 years before it happens again.
What will be the sad thing about Brazil being out of the world cup?
Neymar’s jokes will stop rolling.
Why didn’t Scotland qualify for World Cup?
Since players can’t drink for 3 weeks.
Do you want to hear 23 England jokes?
But they’re not back from Qatar as yet!
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A family was watching the Germany-Japan game in WC. At some point, one of the Germans tries to score but misses.
Daughter: Damn, that was close.
Dad: No, that was Müller, Klose has retired.
What do you call a Spanish footballer with no legs?
What is the official mascot of Qatar WC?
Ghosts of dead workers.
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