If you get dates with a pick-up line, you use a drop-off line when you break up! On the r/AskReddit sub, people were in stitches with these outrageous hypothetical breakup lines. Some people claim to have actually broken up with people in this goofy manner in middle school! Don’t actually use these unless you want to have some major regrets. With lines like “Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke,” at least they’re plenty relatable. Comments flooded in with suggestions, so clearly people have thought about using these goofy one liners, should they ever get the chance.
Decide for yourself which breakup line you love most, or drop your own version in the comments below. Then, check out this family vacation gone wrong after one mom demanded her cousin watch her kids, then freaked out when she heard their salary request.