Introducing the new and improved ultimate remedy to all your minor problems, awwdorable kittens! This new product can turn all your frowns upside down with pure cuteness power! Our product works by applying a fast-acting kitten healer to the situation, which will quickly start acting adorably, getting the patient to forget about their minor problem and focus on how cute its widdle paws are.
But wait, there’s more! If you call us now at 0800 KITTENS, your next treatment will have twice the kittens for twice the healing speed! So make an appointment and hop on down to our clinic, opposite the fabulous Fur Baby Museum, with the big sign that says ‘Kitten Cuddle Therapy’ on it. And remember, there’s nothing better than being a kitten petter.