Welcome to the seventy millionth annual Bountiful Blep Bonanza! We have a lot in store for you today, but first a little bit of a history lesson. This illustrious event started with the advent of the blep, when a pair of pawdorable kittens were making faces at each other, and one stuck out its tongue in a most derptacular way, just when the village chief walked by, who upon seeing such funny feline antics fell to the ground in laughter.
This blep trend swept through the tribe, and it was decided that this amazingly cute blep craze should be properly honored, as well as the cuddly kitten that started it, which is why till this day, we start the event with the lighting of the memorial flame of that kitten, who would later become Lord Bleppington, ruler of the Catlandian Alliance.
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