Once upon a time, you met people while cruising the grocery store, waiting in line at a delicious coffee shop, through mutual friends, or at the bus stop after you missed your bus. Today, you’ve got a digital matching platform. State your preferences, including gender, eye color, distance, and age. Ta-da, now the algorithm will show you the opposite. You find yourself swiping relentlessly until boom, you get a match! Oops, wait, it’s actually a bot. Or a teenager. Or someone who ends up ghosting you, unmatching, or breaking your heart.
It’s rough out here these days, man. Messaging has become an art; one wrong move and you’re headed straight off the dating cliff. The FOMO is your modern-day temptress, urging you to swipe a little more, because maybe there is someone ‘better’, right around the corner. That person you won’t have to change, your ‘perfect match’. Well, we’ve got screenshots that show otherwise. Scroll down for the funniest dating app flops of the week.