Welcome all, and thank you for coming to the first meeting of the Super Silly Kitty Committee! We are all here to pledge to do our utmost to help protect and strengthen those fabulous felines of derpy and weird natures, who are too busy being pawdorably silly to consider the fact that they should be making a lot more for their wonderous comedic antics of delightful derpiness.
How do we do this you may ask? First, we establish a committee to combat this injustice, so we can check that off the list. Next, we build a case, with some of the finest kitty lawyers we know, some of which are even part of the committee’s inaugural members. And finally, we take it to court and win, making life better for all the super silly kitties all over the world!
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