Welcome to Sploot Camp, the one and only training camp for cute kitties who want to learn the secrets of splooting! For all of you new campers we will be having a splootastic orientation hour, and for all of you return campers, you know the drill, get splooting! We expect to see all of you fabulous felines at the mess hall at twelve hundred hours for an ameowzing lunch!
Welcome to orientation, newbies! Here we will be teaching you all about sploots: What they are, how to use them, when to use them, and why to use them. On top of that, we will also teach you about their origin, starting with the story of the legendary hero, Splooticus, who used the power of sploots to rebel against an evil tyrant of a cat known as Purrxes.
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